mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

So lets all rhyme "wit" with "ordure"

(talking about farming…) A farmer once said to his milkmaid:

"Have you ever heard excellent filk played" Milkmaid??

" It sounds pretty good" [yes, Blunder - if you're intending to swamp us with your contributions - it's considered non de rigeur to post a rhymeless word in here. ]

Toby

As a parody should I suppose there's always Marco Polo's job...