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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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We 'ad rhubarb wi' custard AND clay.
T'problem wi' t'youth of t'day
They cannot spell and don’t want to pay
For some government schemes
Or Tony Blair's dreams
So sod'em that's what I say

There was a young lad from Calcutta
Who invented a new type of putta
using Hindi technique
and a pelican beak
He was swiftly denounced as a nutter

So what do you make of this boil?
I’d put in salt and add some oil,
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