mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Bob the dog

I've just found an owl in my pint!

Toby

Can the pussy-cat be far behind?

widey

(tricky) or is it a scene in my mind

alley oop

Though the grog's made me blind (not such good form.)

Software

And my verse is quite blank you will find-t. There is no word in the English language that rhymes with pint, otherwise I am sure that the great Sir John Betjeman would surely have written about beer in Slough.

Running the line

snorgle

I think's there's a man in my garden!