mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

What is the meaning of this?

There was a young lady from Venus
Who discovered a thing which was heinous
It was firm and quite stiff
And on top was a quiff

She exclaimed "Something has come between us!"

Breadmaster - What is the meaning of this?
Chalky - You promised perpetual bliss

But your penis is tiny

Toby

And your voice is so whiny

snorgle

And you're constantly out on the piss!