mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Until we both collapse to the floor!

There was a young lady from Venus

Lib

who discovered a thing which was heinous hoping this doesn't go in the obvious direction.....

It was firm and quite stiff

widey

and on top was a quiff!

Rosie

(Use a clean handkerchief)

Rosie

Bugger! Missed the warning. Follow widey.

did we miss the last line there ? Are we being squeamish ?

Since you ask, that's a gun in my pocket

Kim

I shall pull it out, aim it and cock it

Chalky

With unerring aim

penelope

But no malice or shame

Tuj

But it could go off early if knockéd Coat!

I once wrote a poem, it's true,

Toby

But ask me to show 'em, I'll sue going with po-em...

The verse was quite blank

LotUS

But exceedingly frank

penelope

And the sentiment expressed was blue

Breadmaster

What is the meaning of this?

Last line recovery unit

There was a young lady from Venus
Who discovered a thing which was heinous
It was firm and quite stiff
And on top was a quiff