Credit where it's due and all, I think it was Kim's idea. Seems if it wants to carry on organically it will do just that; but I'm with Rosie and widey - plain old limericks'll do me a treat, fanks.

(and if you're looking for a definition of a limerick, you could do worse than start here)

[rosie] phrase books are great - I had one that got lost in the move that had a whole section on what to yell out during sex... in French.

[Tidying up]
To play Knightsbridge gets me a podume
If Bank's only got enough room
For when at Russell Square
Oval freem ain't all there
So Wapping's the one, I presume?

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In Egypt they do things with geese

They just flush the pan Of course in Italy it's called the Po.