mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

(and if you're looking for a definition of a limerick, you could do worse than start here)

[rosie] phrase books are great - I had one that got lost in the move that had a whole section on what to yell out during sex... in French.

Chalky

[Tidying up]
To play Knightsbridge gets me a podume
If Bank's only got enough room
For when at Russell Square
Oval freem ain't all there
So Wapping's the one, I presume?

In Egypt they do things with geese

Dujon

which involve using feathers and grease

penelope

But in France and Japan

Rosie

They just flush the pan Of course in Italy it's called the Po.

Angus Prune

And then smear each other with cheese