mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

(and there was me thinking that this was a limericks game...)

[nights] They all turn into something resembling MC in the end, you know...

And we'll brook no delay

[b]Someone tell me which line we're at here.[/b] Aha! I managed to vent my predicament and play a valid move into the bargain.

(but bugger up the HTML, 'cos another site I visit uses '['s and ']'s rather than '<'s and '>'s. Sorry folks.)

For the chance to F**k up a New Year

That's enough of that. 11-line limericks vex me.

If two heads are better than one

snorgle

Then six hands must be lots of fun

momus

Arm wrestle arachnid

Rosie

(Spider joke, hackneyed)

Thrax

If compelled, just repeat until done. A bit like that last limerick. Seems we had a touch of the old Dollis Hillitis going on for a bit, eh?

A Republican from Norwich once wrote

Chalky

'Limerick writers - take note ...

...On pain of your lives,

snorgle

When rhyming with knives

Beware that they're not at your throat

Breadmaster

I have no excuse this time, sir

Bigsmith

I have not a clue, what is myrh?

Toby

Why, it's Gilead's balm

penelope

Applied underarm

Chalky

Whence a sprouting of wings will occur.