mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

As the Old Year came to an end

Angus Prune

And my brain cells all went round the bend

Poisoned Pigeon

I said "Happy Hogmanay!"

Valentin

And saw out the day

snorgle

Passed out, on the floor, with a friend

Rosie

It's still not New Year in Caracas (as I write)

And the natives are causing a fracas pronunciation wild...

For they love Hogmanay

LotUS

But would get blown away

Toby

If they used fireworks as maracas

Kim

Among my new year's resolutions