mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

That I had begun to dismember

rab

A turtle called Pete

Rosie

I needed to eat

penelope

Since breakfast was served last September

plump

As the Old Year came to an end

Angus Prune

And my brain cells all went round the bend

Poisoned Pigeon

I said "Happy Hogmanay!"

Valentin

And saw out the day

snorgle

Passed out, on the floor, with a friend

Rosie

It's still not New Year in Caracas (as I write)

And the natives are causing a fracas pronunciation wild...