mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

For the dark deed she'd done in the alley.

Valentin

There once was a playwright called Will

snorgle

Who said that he'd had his fill unfinished sentence alert..

So with a groan and a sigh

And a tear in the eye

Rosie

Declared "Not to be!". (Slave to the quill). Stony ground, snorgle. :-(

With due apprehension and dread

Dujon

I approached the dark land of the dead

Widey

with a pencil full of lead

CdM

From the gloom and the drear [Widey] Sorry, but given your unorthodox rhyme and non-existent scansion, I thought this limerick deserved better.

There came to my ear

Chalky

'Ace of Spades' from the band Motörhead.

And now I'll begin a new ditty

Toby

And though it be brief, 'tis not pretty

Breadmaster

For the tale's one of woe

Poisoned Pigeon

As these ditties go

Rosie

'cos I support Birmingham City.

widey

It was in Scotland I seem to remember

LotUS

That I had begun to dismember

rab

A turtle called Pete

Rosie

I needed to eat