mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I saw David Beckham last week

snorgle

I gave his left butt cheek a tweak

Uncle Korky

It came off in my hand

spliggo

which was not what I'd planned

Software

so next week I'm in front of the beak. One wonders what Victoria would say - if she actually realized, that is.

One has to be cruel to be kind ... sigh

So here is a piece of my mind

Tina

I'm sick of your moods,

Rosie

and your Chopin Preludes