mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And things you can't see ...

Tina

would not to your best friend tell

Chalky

A government study has found

Martha Farquar

We're really quite hard to astound.

Software

MP's we don't trust

C U Jimmi

Prescott's nose I will bust

Unless of course Prince Charles gets crowned

Martha Farquar

(referring to the second line rather than the fourth)

Though usually dazed and confused,

Darren

Last night I was more than bemused

LotUS

By the folks on my street