mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Bad language is all that I've got

Z.K.

I swear and I curse

Kim

I blaspheme and much worse

Software

I've started to talk like a Scot

Chalky

Despite having only one thumb - [chuckle at Software :-)]

And only one cheek to my bum (thx, Chalks ;-)

In fact, no left half

Raak

And a lopsided laugh

Darren

I blame it on my right-wing mum.

Breadmaster

The circus is coming to town! (Splendidly surreal, that one.)

I think I'll dress up as a clown!