mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

smothered in salt

snorgle

and vinegar malt

Wol

rubbed in wounds that are left by your whips. accepting Kim's invitation

I stimulate this piece of dough

Software

I'm podgy, lethargic and slow this is only verse, you understand...

And so when I stroke More "t" in simulate, Vicar?

The fat, stodgy bloke Try and keep this clean please?

I'm confident nothing will grow I did my best...

When eating a bucket of rice

Chalky

Try saying "janitor" - twice

Dujon

I'll lay odds your tongue

Software

will foul the dipthong dodgy, dodgy...

and it won't look (or sound) very nice.

penelope

I don't think too much of this groove

Chalky

And I fear that my mood won't improve

Zooological Keeper

so perhaps I should leave

Dazed5

I've no wish to deceive

st dogmael

This guide showing *me round the Louvre

Zooological Keeper

Now the Christmassy season is here