mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

is how come I got dumped

Tuj

And why she picked a she over me

Tina

While eating a plateful of turkey.

Dujon

Along with some bits of old jerky

Beth

I started to wonder

Poisoned Pigeon

About having a chunder

Riff

and that's why the fish tank's all murky.

Bob the dog

For Christmas I want in my stocking

penelope

A hoist, to facilitate docking

barbacoa

Though the fit may be tight,

Thos

It will be all right

Chalky

bah! simulpost My prospects just might [forcing bifurcatory dénouement]

[Thos] I'll slide it in with careful rocking. [Chalky] Avoid the scene getting too shocking.