mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Hang on. Are you taking the p*ss?

:

/ Jeez - that sure made limer-sense. Ah well - onwards and upwards ...
Chalky - Whilst cooking in loco parentis

(Mom*ma had gone off to the dentist)

Software

I put on the gas

Breadmaster

And shook my yas-yas (obscure 1930s southern US slang declared)

And proved I was non compas mentis.

Align

[Tina] Good call.!

I sit in my nice padded cell

snorgle

And giggle, as I ring my bell

Breadmaster

But the imps and the pixies

Wol

Try to tell me that six is

penelope

Seven, and eight is aswell

Darren

I know how to carbonate tea

Software

And how to select the best Brie

Breadmaster

But what's got me stumped

Chalky

is how come I got dumped

Tuj

And why she picked a she over me