mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Dujon

With feathers, not bashing ... Which sounds a little like the sentences imposed on murderers, rapists etc. meted out by my local judiciary system.... (tucks occasional right wing tendencies over tender left wing and flies off.)

Martha Farquar

It's a smash when it goes out on air! Or the S4C primetime highlight: "Children In Neath"

Zooological Keeper

I'm a big fan of Children in Neath

snorgle

And of Ladyboys in Cowdenbeath

Zooological Keeper

The Teenagers in Frome

penelope

Have been swept to their doom

Software

And Looe Pensioners all have false teeth.

Chalky

Suspected of fiddling with boys,

rab

And playing with cudd-er-ly toys,

penelope

Here soundeth the klaxon

Angus Prune

For that idiot Jackson (forced)