mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

We go round to children in care

And give them a thrashing Children in Need? Why can't they stay in bloody need? That's not me talking btw - it's a quote from the Fast Show...

Dujon

With feathers, not bashing ... Which sounds a little like the sentences imposed on murderers, rapists etc. meted out by my local judiciary system.... (tucks occasional right wing tendencies over tender left wing and flies off.)

Martha Farquar

It's a smash when it goes out on air! Or the S4C primetime highlight: "Children In Neath"

Zooological Keeper

I'm a big fan of Children in Neath

snorgle

And of Ladyboys in Cowdenbeath

Zooological Keeper

The Teenagers in Frome

penelope

Have been swept to their doom

Software

And Looe Pensioners all have false teeth.

Chalky

Suspected of fiddling with boys,

rab

And playing with cudd-er-ly toys,

penelope

Here soundeth the klaxon

Angus Prune

For that idiot Jackson (forced)

Dujon

Whose 'hanging' created some 'noise'.

penelope

[Angus Prune] Forced? Forced???!!! Au contraire, it was a gift! Carefully planned and skilfully made!! If you don't like it, then don't take it! ;o)

Caref'ly planned and skillf'ly made

barbacoa

And usually cheerf'ly displayed

Angus Prune

Was the head of a moose

Riff

Which hung from a noose

Darren

Keeping fresh thanks to plenty of shade.