mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

'Though his wig received all the acclaim

Angus Prune

It did a small jig

Darren

Then grew very big

Martha Farquar

Now it's taken the star role in 'Mame'

Zooological Keeper

My friend is called Pudsey the Bear (topical)

We go round to children in care

penelope

And give them a thrashing Children in Need? Why can't they stay in bloody need? That's not me talking btw - it's a quote from the Fast Show...