mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Angus Prune

It did a small jig

Darren

Then grew very big

Martha Farquar

Now it's taken the star role in 'Mame'

Zooological Keeper

My friend is called Pudsey the Bear (topical)

Martha Farquar

We go round to children in care

penelope

And give them a thrashing Children in Need? Why can't they stay in bloody need? That's not me talking btw - it's a quote from the Fast Show...

Dujon

With feathers, not bashing ... Which sounds a little like the sentences imposed on murderers, rapists etc. meted out by my local judiciary system.... (tucks occasional right wing tendencies over tender left wing and flies off.)