mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

But when he gets to the sink, he just humps

barbacoa

Sinatra was once heard to say

Tina

I'm proud that I did things my way

Zooological Keeper

Though I cheated and cussed

penelope

Was my hair ever mussed? Have I missed an obvious song-led rhyme here?

and the Mafia augmented my pay

Zooological Keeper

Bruce Forsythe enjoyed a good game [penelope] Not that I made intentionally, no :)

'Though his wig received all the acclaim

Angus Prune

It did a small jig

Darren

Then grew very big

Martha Farquar

Now it's taken the star role in 'Mame'

Zooological Keeper

My friend is called Pudsey the Bear (topical)

We go round to children in care