mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I'd stay in my pit

Tina

Until I saw fit

st dogmael

To get up [or just needed a shite] thangyew thangyew

I wish I did not oversleep

Kim

But when my alarm clock goes "beep"

penelope

The temptation's too great

Fat German

And I must masturbate

barbacoa

Because I've been counting those sheep.

Of all of the people I've met,

Chalky

None compares to that nice Yorkshire vet

Software

for creatures, he's best great and small, that is

But dont shake his hand, lest FG] I almost ruptured my throat laughing at that !