mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

'Confused by this all will you be'

Well, he was right

for I sat up all night

I can't choose! With the plotline for Episode Three / How the hell did he beat Christ'pher Lee? / With a Grammar book, pencils and tea

Whilst inhaling a pinch of good snuff

Dazed5

I was tempted to say, to Frank Bough

Chalky

"Try this for size" [Dazed] Ah - so that's how they pronounce Buff in Brum :-) ]

"It'll bug out your eyes"

barbacoa

But I sensed that he'd had quite enough.

barbacoa

While cruising to tropical climes

Tina

To escape prosecution for crimes

barbacoa

I happened to meet

Angus Prune

A cop on the beat

Raak

Who said "Sunshine, you're nicked, you'll do time!"

My cell is just six feet by ten

snorgle

And I share it with 26 men

Chalky

My left knee is wedged

blamelewis

between something alleged unf...

(sorry! for grammar:) behind something alleged

to be bigger than that owned by Sven.