mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

For the fog on the Tyne

And the alpine fresh scent in your shower! It doesn't come much more potent than that.
Syntactical rules are not made (sentence alert unfinished)

Line-o-rama

Syntactical rules are not made

Chalky

to beguile, tempt, cajole or persuade

barbacoa

But to help make some sense

Software

(and not cause offence)

Angus Prune

Of all the preceding tyrade