mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I would like to point out at this time I have nothing against Scots, ginger people or indeed the Lib Dems.

It's goodbye to Iain Duncan-Smith

Angus Prune

We will all shed a tear and a sniff (sorry)

who returns to the darkness forthwith.

Rosie

BUGGER - SIMULPOST. How did that happen?

(Bifurcating then...)
He was Labour's best hope / He was banished by Howard

Now it's gone up in smoke/The backstabbing coward

And he's now been replaced by a twit-h

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Many terrible deeds at the palace

Software

none commited, however, by Alice

KH

All we know is - a writ

Ken Tishman

We'll know more in a bit ...

But I bet it involves a royal phallus

Angus Prune

Last night I dreamt I was walking

Dujon

Surrey streets in a town known as Dorking

Rosie

And when I awoke (Ken T) I see you've got here at last. :-)

I was really in Stoke

Breadmaster

Being arrested for illegal stalking. [plump] Actually a servant's, according to what I hear... you didn't get it from me though...

If you want to develop your pecs

Tina

Take a hint from good old T-Rex