mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

and vocal neutrality

Rosie

Were nil. Ought to try the bassoon. On second thoughts...

*applauds* Whilst staying just south of Milan

I began to dance a "can-can"

Projoy

- except that I can't

Chalky

'cause my recent implant

st dogmael

Is still sore (But at last I'm a man!)

barbacoa

In the middle of making a toast

Chalky

To my flatulent ill-mannered host - [st d] superb!

I felt a deep rumble

Software

my bowel, it did grumble

Darren

And then my gas gave up the ghost.

Angus Prune

Mr Howard is now Tory Leader