arrow_circle_left arrow_circle_up arrow_circle_right
Mornington 5-7-5
help
Mornington Crescent
Can be played in Haiku Form
Let the game commence!
arrow_circle_up
You'll find no dirt here
So says my new lawyer friend
In Canary Wharf.
A phantom player
Plays a hidden ghost station
Then leaves silently.
The Phantom Player!
Out Out accursed eidolon
Flees to Bethnal Green
Moves barefoot to Bank
Does not notice sharp podume
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Movement projected
Exceeds Charing Cross limits
Starting global spoon
Global Spoon? Well now,
We'll see about that when I
Shelter at Ongar
Global Spoon you say?
Stocks up on anti-spoon pills
At Brondesbury
Global Spoon? My arse.
Flounce all you like, Darren, but
Leyton will triumph.
Sliding through via
Charing Cross for two podumes
And to Leytonstone
Is this a spoon which
I see before me? The hand
le toward my hand?
Come, let me clutch thee
I have thee not, and yet I
See thee still, at Bank
Not me, squire! You Err.
Your bifocals need changing
For I'm in Stanmore
and have been for Lo! These many days and then some, Alone and Adrift
I notice Chalky
Has played the famous "my arse."
This means Farringdon
Escalating the
Violence, and invoking
Uh-oh!: Upton Park.
Fresh from the weekend
I check my favourite game
And move to Archway
Stale after the pub
I check my favourite game
And then return here.
(Oops, a bit too loud)
After a long shift
I am pleased to see my home
MC on the screen
(and miss the point entirely)
Dropped in yonks ago...
Harrow and Wealdstone!
I say, and then leave.
When I am sober
I can count my syllables
before I submit.
Release those podumes!
[Standard mis-counting forfeit]
Now I'll play Oval
A shot in the dark
And a really sinister
Podume found at Bank.
Taking heed of the
Sinister Podume alert
Hiding at New Cross
Poisoned litter to
Scatter at Wimbledon should
Bag a few Wombles
What have the Wombles
Done to you? Moving to build
A refuge at Bank
All those Christmas songs!
You should mind your own beeswax
Meanwhile, Leicester Square
But they are so cute
Didn't know they made beeswax :)
Anyway, Uxbridge
Only heard one song.
What are the other ones then?
*Hops off at Temple*
The Womble songbook
Is easily found.Google!
Fleeing to Mile End
The commentator
speaking in hushed tones tells us
the endgame is near.
Speaking in hushed tones
I tell the players that it's
A game of two halves.
I'll have to *f*a*r*k*l*e*
While I shoot myself in the
HTML head.
Simons continues
To comment without playing
I move back to Bank
Making a late tilt
At undeserved glory
I essay Bond Street!
arrow_circle_down
Want to play? Online Crescenteering lives on at Discord