mc5 - Mornington 5-7-5

Release those podumes!
[Standard mis-counting forfeit]
Now I'll play Oval

A shot in the dark
And a really sinister
Podume found at Bank.

Taking heed of the
Sinister Podume alert
Hiding at New Cross

Poisoned litter to
Scatter at Wimbledon should
Bag a few Wombles

What have the Wombles
Done to you? Moving to build
A refuge at Bank

All those Christmas songs!
You should mind your own beeswax
Meanwhile, Leicester Square

But they are so cute
Didn't know they made beeswax :)
Anyway, Uxbridge

Only heard one song.
What are the other ones then?
*Hops off at Temple*

The Womble songbook
Is easily found.Google!
Fleeing to Mile End

The commentator
speaking in hushed tones tells us
the endgame is near.

Speaking in hushed tones

I tell the players that it's

A game of two halves.

I'll have to *f*a*r*k*l*e*
While I shoot myself in the
HTML head.

Simons continues
To comment without playing
I move back to Bank

Making a late tilt
At undeserved glory
I essay Bond Street!

(that's "un-de-ser-ved", BTW)

Reasserting my
Authority (podumes-wise)
One more at Poplar.

Perhaps I should frume
But even now I think that's
unduly forward.