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Mornington 5-7-5
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Mornington Crescent
Can be played in Haiku Form
Let the game commence!
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Blackwall is no use!
Your number is almost up!
Westminster / Temple
I'm feeling unwell
Ravenscourt Park? No help there!
Oooh, OoooooYAKABOO
Needle nardle noo
Quickly moving to Neasden
(Beware of Lurgi)
You silly twisted
Boy you. However, I play
Walthamstow Central
Feel a bit beset
Seek refuge with the scout troop
Found in East Finchley
East? No, West Finchley
To prevent Chris from using
The secret tunnel.
West Finchley? Ha ha!
My trap is sprung with Oakwood
Darren now in spoon
Kiwi Chris. Spoon? Pah!
Custom House for Excel which
places you in knip.
Oww, Knipped in the bud
My boyish good looks ruined :)
Knips off to Hampstead
And now play can start
With a strile to Oval, yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! No.
The fountain, lions,
Nelson's Column. This is not
Mill Hill East, is it?
Is this North Ealing
I see before me? Ah no,
Nought but Perivale.
Out Out damned spot!
Is there a laundromat at
Leyton, I wonder
You'll find no dirt here
So says my new lawyer friend
In Canary Wharf.
A phantom player
Plays a hidden ghost station
Then leaves silently.
The Phantom Player!
Out Out accursed eidolon
Flees to Bethnal Green
Moves barefoot to Bank
Does not notice sharp podume
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Movement projected
Exceeds Charing Cross limits
Starting global spoon
Global Spoon? Well now,
We'll see about that when I
Shelter at Ongar
Global Spoon you say?
Stocks up on anti-spoon pills
At Brondesbury
Global Spoon? My arse.
Flounce all you like, Darren, but
Leyton will triumph.
Sliding through via
Charing Cross for two podumes
And to Leytonstone
Is this a spoon which
I see before me? The hand
le toward my hand?
Come, let me clutch thee
I have thee not, and yet I
See thee still, at Bank
Not me, squire! You Err.
Your bifocals need changing
For I'm in Stanmore
and have been for Lo! These many days and then some, Alone and Adrift
I notice Chalky
Has played the famous "my arse."
This means Farringdon
Escalating the
Violence, and invoking
Uh-oh!: Upton Park.
Fresh from the weekend
I check my favourite game
And move to Archway
Stale after the pub
I check my favourite game
And then return here.
(Oops, a bit too loud)
After a long shift
I am pleased to see my home
MC on the screen
(and miss the point entirely)
Dropped in yonks ago...
Harrow and Wealdstone!
I say, and then leave.
When I am sober
I can count my syllables
before I submit.
Release those podumes!
[Standard mis-counting forfeit]
Now I'll play Oval
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