mc5 - Liff? Don't talk to me about Liff!

An old favourite from the Douglas Adams stable, well-known to anyone familiar with Pants MC. The game of giving dictionary definitions to place names. Please define the place provided by the previous player, and then post one of your own.

penelope

A badly perfomed galloping polka with a man who doesn't realise his own strength. Usually results in a sprained wrist.

Skegness

Sir Henry

The state of being skeggy

[Major Dennis] Aha - but go back a little more in time and it was called simply "Llanfair Pwllgwyngyll"

Devil's Dyke

Major Dennis Bloodnok, Military Idiot, Coward & Bar

A really nasty dam

[Sir H] on some cheap maps it appears as "Llanfair PG"

Writtle

Rosie

Only used as the past participle, writtled, meaning old and decayed, like dried leaves etc.

Yeovil (Bloodnok) Llanfair PG is what the locals call it.

Software

Where all the cool dudes live.

Ashton Keyhes

Lootenant Hern-Hern

The result of burning wooden door keys.

Little Dunmow

Robin

Not got very far with cutting the grass.

Wookey Hole