Attractively overspiced.

Snoqualmie

Some mothers do 'ave 'em. Try Crowborough

An alternative for 'coven'

Pimlico

When the viking town of TorLundy became a thriving metropolis, the founding fathers were continually arguing over who should be King. Yet again Lundy lost the arm wrestle and Tor stayed as King of TorLundy, which was then renamed Torlundy. Lundy took his friends and family and set off in search of somewhere new to build a settlement. They found a large open space and, upon seeing this, Lundy exclaimed "There's northing there, a whole ton of northing." The name stuck and the town of Northington was founded.

Tadcaster

[Deek] I don't think you've quite grasped the idea of this game

Tadcaster

A person who fishes for tadpoles.

Wroclaw

The ancient right to ignore laws when they obviously don't apply to you.

Anglesey

What a Tadcaster aspires to do some day.

Malvern

[LotUS] Not at all.

A person who lives in a shopping mall. (that's better, but the Viking stuff was quite good.)

Skegness

Description of the amount of incrustation on the gusset of well used underpants. (Deek) The viking stuff made me chuckle. However, I think you may have invented the whole new game of "How places got their names".

Alpe Duez

The money owed for use of a mountain in Europe

[Bigsmith]I agree, next time there's a game slot available, we should try it for real

Verbier

A person who uses too many verbs in conversation or writing. verby, verbier, verbiest.

[Bigsmith & Gusset] There is always Tor and Lundy's brothers, Lon and Don.

Catterick

Something that started out life as a cat basket and has been unravelled, most probably but not necessarily by the cat, enough that it now resembles an extremely disorganised bundlle of straw.

Wagga Wagga

A dog whose enthusiasm exceeds his coordination, to the point where he will fall over from over-vigorous tail wagging.

Walla Walla

Exclamation of French origin, uttered on completion of numerous tasks (walla, walla). Popularised by waiters in East London hotels.

Stoke Bruerne

A commercial colour palette consisting of shades of brick, mud, charcoal, steel, slate, stone, and dark smoke, giving a feeling of old-fashioned industrial vigour and nostalgia for grinding poverty, and a turning away from modern technology. Matching motifs are belching smokestacks, minehead machinery, cobbled streets, and muted brass bands in the distance. Stoke Bruerne has been scheduled to be the fashionable colour scheme for clothes, home furnishings, and mobile phones in Autumn 2006.

Deopham (pron. Deef'm)

(This is the link I meant to use, not the ICC.)

'Carry On' actor Jim's younger brother

Okehampton

Linford Christie

Noss Mayo

New brand of low-fat salad dressing

Camborne

To lie on one's back and float gently down the river, wherever the currents and eddies may take you.

Ratnapura

A butter-like substance made from rats, used as a skin conditioner, lamp oil, bearing grease, moustache wax, or eaten as butter spread on crisped rat skins.

Omsk

Omsk is the fighting stance adopted by 2 Bull Elephant Seals before doing battle. Also the slang for the pose adopted by Tina Turner before launching inot a rendition of "Simply the best"

Earby

A rare stinging insect that makes it's home inside the aural canal of larger animals. Generally only detected as a quiet buzzing.

Moscow

Resentful at the existence of people who are younger, happier, and wealthier than you will ever be.

Minsk

The pinching sensation in a delicate location caused by a pair of stretch underpants which fitted perfectly when bought but which, ten years and twenty pounds later, are now at the limit of their elasticity.

Frimley

That piece of a sticky price tag that simply cannot be removed from a purchase when you are trying to wrap it as a present for someone.

Crudwell

An oil rig.

La Rochelle

The stage name of a female wrestler (lit. "The Rock-ess") who performed in the Paris vaudeville at the turn of the last century.

Portumna

The slight hesitation before saying "Yes" to another glass of port, composed in varying parts of politeness, greed, embarrassment, and fear of being pulled over by the police on the way home.

Denio

Material for making bootleg designer jeans (Kevin Klein etc)

Newport Pagnell

The aftertaste that comes from drinking fortified wine before it's properly matured

Basingstoke

That inexplicable feeling of utter desolation and loneliness.

Sherston

An intense sensation of memetic isolation or disconnectedness provoked by the realisation that everyone has been playing a game, singing a song, or dancing a dance which you have been entirely unaware of.

Clackamas