A pharmaceutical trade name, ca. 1950. When you went abroad in those days you always took these little pills with you. You know what the water's like in those places.

Leatherhead

A slang term which is to football what "punch-drunk" is to boxing: minor brain damage inflicted by repeated blows to the head, in this case incurred particularly by aging centre-forwards from heading the ball too often. Particularly prevalent three or four decades ago, when the football was generally (a) heavier, and more importantly (b) more absorbent of water, therefore heavier still in rainy conditions, which was (and remains) most of the football season. Less prevalent now, for obvious reasons, and Gascoigne is *not* an example (almost never headed a ball in his life, he really *is* that dumb naturally.

Istanbul

a sort of hissed expletive made sotto voce when someone in your company is talking utter bollocks [eg. lunch with the boss and his wife] but it wouldn't be prudent to say so.

Strabane

(pron. St. Ra-barney.) The patron saint of punch-ups.

Hever

A particularly attractive lady, from the expression "Wouldn't 'hever' out of bed!"

Torlundy

Was a small settlement established in the year 894ad by two viking invaders, Tor and Lundy. They agreed to name it after the both of them and Tor won the arm wrestle, giving him the right to have his name first.

Tipton

The experience of suddenly finding oneself under a great big pile of something.

Foots Cray

Ronnie & Reggie's personal cobbler.

Fitzpaine

The discomfort endured by a woman who is convinced that her size 8 feet will go into size 6 shoes.

Sgiogarstaigh

The feeling you get when taking over half an hour to wake up following a night out on the piss.

Clovelly

Attractively overspiced.

Snoqualmie