mc5 - Conversation ƒtoppers

In the words of Dunx: "I suppose it's a long way off yet, but listening to this week's ISIHAC I liked the game of "Opening Lines" where the players would provide a line guaranteed to end the conversation with famous personages. Eg - "So, Mr Bush - is English your first language?" "Table for Mr Stringfellow and his granddaughter!" To Rod Hull - "Where's your emu?" Well, it made me laugh a lot anyway."

widey

widey to widey......When you going to learn to write HTML?????

Falstaff

Ernst Lehmann of the Hindenburg ...."It was no easy task Captain, but I have located the Hydrogen leak ... doesn't appear to be a problem ... I'll patch it up soon's I have a smoke."

Dujon

To Margaret Thatcher - "Wonderful place, the Argentine."

Dujon

To Charles De Gaul - "Is it true that the polls have you a nose in front?"

Rosie

To Sven-Goran Eriksson - "You've been watching The Muppets again, haven't you?"