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In the words of Dunx: "I suppose it's a long way off yet, but listening to this week's ISIHAC I liked the game of "Opening Lines" where the players would provide a line guaranteed to end the conversation with famous personages. Eg - "So, Mr Bush - is English your first language?" "Table for Mr Stringfellow and his granddaughter!" To Rod Hull - "Where's your emu?" Well, it made me laugh a lot anyway."
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To Douglas Adams "Sorry, why was it 42?"
Humphrey Lyttelton: "You're that trumpeter fellow Kenny Ball, aren't you?"
To the Spanish Inquisiton (In Monty Python, at least) "I've been expecting you."
The Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe: "You're child allowance has been stopped."
The Aged Mariner: "I've heard that one before. Now, this really happened..."
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