mc5 - Conversation ƒtoppers

In the words of Dunx: "I suppose it's a long way off yet, but listening to this week's ISIHAC I liked the game of "Opening Lines" where the players would provide a line guaranteed to end the conversation with famous personages. Eg - "So, Mr Bush - is English your first language?" "Table for Mr Stringfellow and his granddaughter!" To Rod Hull - "Where's your emu?" Well, it made me laugh a lot anyway."

Angus Prune

George Dubya - How do you spell WMD?

Raak

Jeremy Paxman: "How are you, answer the question for goodness sake, how are you?"

anon

Peter Pan - "Why, hello little lady ..."

anon

Frodo Baggins - "Why, hello little lady ..."

anon

Gollum - "Here's a riddle for you: What's I got in my pocket?"

anon

Gandalf - "... rather fond of hobbits aren't we?"

inmate #br5492004

[and finally] ... Your new cellmate - "Why, hello little lady ..."

Lady Godiva - " Good morning. I'm from the Health & Safety department. Your hair is unsafe at that length, and must be tied up above shoulder height..."

Lady Chatterley - "...and when did you take on David Mellor as gardener?"

Phil Tufnell - "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"

H.G. Wells - "...and how do you feel about being evicted from the Big Brother house?"

Queen Victoria - "Have you heard the one about the Englishman, the Irishman and the Scotsman..."

Gareth Hunt - "How do you feel about becoming a part of Cockney Rhyming Slang?"