mc5 - Conversation ƒtoppers

In the words of Dunx: "I suppose it's a long way off yet, but listening to this week's ISIHAC I liked the game of "Opening Lines" where the players would provide a line guaranteed to end the conversation with famous personages. Eg - "So, Mr Bush - is English your first language?" "Table for Mr Stringfellow and his granddaughter!" To Rod Hull - "Where's your emu?" Well, it made me laugh a lot anyway."

Breadmaster

Jackson Pollock - My six-year-old does that too. Takes an age to clean up, doesn't it?

Breadmaster

Christina Aguilera - Everything else in the wash, eh?

Deek

Happy Birthday, Britney, I've bought you some singing lessons.

Darren

Any of those Big Brother wastes-of-carbon: So, have you been anywhere nice lately?

Breadmaster

George Best - "Double G&T then, George? Come on, yer great girl's blouse!"

Kim

Jonathan Ross - "Here's the guest list for tonight's show, Jonathan: Actress Deborah Raffin, tennis ace Greg Ruzedski, Screen Legend Theresa Russell and music by rock & roll legends Radiohead".

widey

In very very poor taste.......... So Mr Hitler which do you prefer cooking with, gas or electric?......................