Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

*puts ear against wall at Bromley-by-Bow*

First man: "Is that a badger?"
Second man: "No, not sure what it is but definitely not a badger."
First man: "You're right! Far too round for a badger!"
Second man: "I think it's a tumbleweed!"
First man: "In London??"

Tumbleweed

*(is actually a badger)*
*(attacks)*
NAAAAAARGH!

Will

*(stares at Tumbleweed)*
*(gets out special Badger teleportation gun, available only for spectators)*
*(fires, sending Tumbleweed to Aldwych*
*(shrugs)*

Flix

Rerouting badgers to Willesden Green by way of Wembley Park, thus remaining free of the Dollis Hill loop.

The Big Slap

!POW!

Audience

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for The Big Slap*

*!POW!*

!POW!