mc5 - Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004

Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!

penelope

Bond Street and something moves in my periphery of vison...

**SLAP!!**

*tastes* Marmalade... It's Deek's Gary!! *dumps the lifeless form of Gary in the doorway of a smart boutique and walks nonchalantly away.*

ImNotJohn

Close examination of the sett at Regents Park reveals that the hole goes straight down. Was it a mistake to import my badgers from Australia?

Deek

Now down to two, Alan and Craig seek refuge in a maintenance tunnel just along from Marble Arch . Suddenly they are sucked into a mass transit system worm hole and are dumped, uncerimoniously, onto the platform of Crystal Peaks station on the Sheffield Super Tram network. (check out http://www.supertram.com/map.html for further details)

Uncle Korky

Having assumed an ambush position behind the stairs at Mile End, I can hear a snuffling coming from the Central Line eastbound tunnel...

SLAP!

Hmmm... doesn't look like a badger... *tastes* Chocolate syrup? It's a bloody gopher! Will - sort it out!
Meanwhile, my four little black-and-white chrges have split up, and are now running amok in the tunnels of the central London area...

Will

I told you, I was just watching and releasing chocolate syrup coated gophers. Notice the little bit of machinery on the neck? That's the camera I'm using to watch.... releases another prepared gopher There, now I can continue to watch. BTW, Uncle Korky, you need to trim your nails....