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Slap My Jammy Badger! 2004
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Yes, it's time for another game of Slap My Jammy Badger! Release your four highly trained badgers into the London Underground and then attempt to get to Mornington Crescent using standard moves and by picking up vital bonus points from slapping the other player's badgers. Identify the badger by tasting its jam! Please note that nadgering a badger is still disallowed. Fnweek!
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*Releases four highly trained Confiture (TM) stealthbadgers at strategic points:* Waterloo, Covent Garden, Park Royal and Dagenham East. Declaring sett at Borough. Burrow, geddit??
Sends badgers out, fully armed, in standard 2x2 formation to Redbridge and Chalk Farm
Turnpike Lane - Hmmm, no badgers here. But a blue token should allow me to purchase a nice badger net.
going for the subtle approach
*Sends Doe Nut, her chief sniffer badger, to Kings Cross St Pancras for a swift recce* Slowly slowly catchee badger
Badgers released at Russell Square, Aldgate, Stepney Green and Tower Hill, daubed in the finest raspberry jam. I'll sett up at Goodge Street.
From the west at Paddington letting lose Morgan, Geraint, Blodwyn and Megan with a hint of lemon curd just behind the ears, there's lovely.
I'm fresh out of badgers so I'll release a gopher with some chocolate syrup and watch the proceedings from a safe distance.
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