Fine then Alperton, and i hope you choke

Oh, bless. You're all so cute when you try. Still, even though this is a game for grown ups, I'll ease up on you all a little 'til you find your feet. Trafalgar.

Ha, Bank, Take that!

Ah, yessss. I can see what you were trying to do there. Mayfair.

Snag] Try asking on the banter page, it's much more civilised! Meanwhile, I have to fox Thrax with Barbican.

Your attempts, Korky to fox me by initiating a "Sideways-Counter-Rabbit" manouvre, while not work, as I'm well educated in the principles espoused by the great Masters, such as Heptonstall and Puttbadger. I'm tempted to try and formulate a "Helsinki" Defence, but that would make this laughably easy, so rather I'll opt for Tooting Bec, and pull off a "Pie-Ball Reverse", closing down every Diagonal South of the Thames. Hah!

Oh, and Snaggy, go HERE for infor on how to do bold etc. Great stuff, courtesy of our own Dr Qu+xum

*Rubbing his sore nose* Luckily the DLR only has a weak diagonal coefficient and as such avoids Thrax' Pie-Ball Reverse due to the current high LV. South Quay using Goodwin's Third Rule and I'll pick up those purple podumes that Chalky dropped during her reverse shunt. Ha!

Hmmmm. I like a challenger who comes back for more. I think I'll redress the issue of the Beck's Co-effecient, and double the Snoods at Pall Mall, by playing Bayswater. *Cackles maniacially* I'm so mauve.

Ha Thrax, by failing to take the squirrel coeficient into account you have walked right into my trap Goodge Street and in for the kill

I say, chaps, can anyone play? Or is this turning into a Lockisseum match 'tween Mssrs Snagandorf and Thrax? In any case, I think I shall interject at Knightsbridge.