mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

Raak

"...presented by Jade Goody nude."

The Proms

Inkspot

"...to commemorate D-Day, soloist, Jade Goody with The White Cliffs of Dover."

No Going Back

Software

As it happens I did buy a return ticket.

Steptoe and Son

JLE

"I'm having an, erm, operation next week. From now on I'd like to be known as Ethel - I hope you don't mind, Dad..."

Top Gear

Parsley

"and this week we'll be putting the new Lotus head to head against the 'acme 6 volt battery scooter', more fun..... than a box of monkeys"

Projoy

Animal Hospital

"Who the hell let the tarantulas out?"

Bill And Ben