mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

Chalky

Bzzzzzzt!! Repetition! I think it near the beginning of the game
Actually that would be quite a decent series closer so if you'll allow me, INJ, to nominate another?

Hell's Kitchen

Raak

"This week, a top chef gives Satan tips on cooking human flesh with fire, sulphur, and brimstone."

Today

rab

"And now a report from the BBC archives..."
One Man and His Dog

Darren

"Normally, we'd insist on there being a bit more distance between him and the dog, and that he should wear clothes, but he seems to be enjoying himself nonetheless."

Panorama

Dujon

Today we investigate the new technology, shortly to be released to not only sporting telecasters but also oursleves, called 'tunnelvision'. [Darren] Done earlier by Software and rab

Match of the Day