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Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.
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"Al Qaeda operatives have hidden a cache of weapons somewhere in this mountain range. Can the team find it, while not walking into any minefields or booby traps?"

Star Trek (the entire canon and spinoffs)

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it. Beam me aboard, quickly , Scotty.

Colombo

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Horizon

So up yours Lord Hutton.

The Magic Roundabout
"You know" said dillon "I wonder if Florence is a virgin"

Dangermouse

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