mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

Dujon

"In accordance with our current policy of maintaining Victorian standards, future episodes will have Homer going tee-total, Lisa spitting the dummy, Bart taking his ADD medicine and Marge getting a hair cut."

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Rosie

"We were getting too many Italians, who naturally think in lire."

Analysis

"Welcome to the 'practical pun' show. The first word we're looking at is the title of this show, so here we go with...a Rectal Examination"

Treasure Hunt

Raak

"Al Qaeda operatives have hidden a cache of weapons somewhere in this mountain range. Can the team find it, while not walking into any minefields or booby traps?"

Star Trek (the entire canon and spinoffs)

Software

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it. Beam me aboard, quickly , Scotty.

Colombo

ImNotJohn

Sponsored from now on by Johnson's Dry Cleaners

Horizon

Bob the dog

So up yours Lord Hutton.

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