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Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.
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"well, it's clouded over..."

Food and Drink
"Tonight we're going to be tasting some lovely Death Cap mushroom risotto, drizzled with a sweet strychnine sauce"

The Tweenies
"Max, I think Bella's doing cocaine again..."

The Simpsons
"In accordance with our current policy of maintaining Victorian standards, future episodes will have Homer going tee-total, Lisa spitting the dummy, Bart taking his ADD medicine and Marge getting a hair cut."

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

"We were getting too many Italians, who naturally think in lire."

Analysis

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