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Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.
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"Let's ask a journalist!"

Grandstand
"Sit down! I can't see a bloody thing!"

Panorama

"And our next report comes from the bottom of a valley"

What Not to Wear

"In our next series, we'll be rediscovering sixties fashions."

Friends (has the final episode been screened over here yet?)

The One Where Ross Joins Joey and Chandler for Three-in-a-Bed Man-on-Man Action.

The Premiership

No longer a Des. Res.

Jazz Record Requests

"no, we don't have that one..."

[inkspot] ha-ha-ha-HA!

Countryfile
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