mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

rab

Must have been the winning move - shall I reactivate this?

Darren

Doctor Who: "Yeah, I know it looks small, but it's bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside. Look, come in here with me and I'll let you have a play with it."

The Weakest Link

Tuj

Actually, you all did really well...

Big Brother

"We thought he was kidding when he put 'cannibal' on his application form!"

Coronation Street

Raak

"We're demolishing the whole lot to make room for a new bypass, the plans for which have been available in a locked filing cabinet in the basement of the council offices for the last three weeks."

Late Junction

Rosie

"It's a late, Late Junction" No more Mongolian nose-flute misery.

You and Yours

Darren

"Oi, that's mine, give it back."

See Hear!