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Time for Beddy Byes Cress
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There is nothing on TV so switch everything off and head for bed and an early night.
[Remote control to hand] Imminent blank screen declared.
[Batteries to Floor] Remote control removed from play
[Cat to floor] Imminent verticality declared. Electric and feline bock potentials raised.
[Foot to cat] Vicious projectile motion induced.
[Other foot to battery] Horizontal plane temporarily invoked.
[Arms to ceiling] Imminent yawn arising. Speech and consumption portals blocked.
[Body to ground] general imbalance unrectified.
[Ground to one foot lower] rotten floorboards indicated; splinters noted.
[Head to Pizza]Supper remnant overlook rued.
[Body to tub} Crawl initialized, energy reserves down to 15% optimum.
[Hand to head] previous night remembered, groan ensued.
[Hand to Faucet] Supper remnant removed.
[Water to floor] Excessive torque used declared.
[Toilet roll to hand] soggy mess to pan expletives to be carried forward.
[Toilet roll to shreds] Insufficient absorbant strength overwhelmed.
[Face to floor] exhaustion limit exceeded dreams of Mornington Crescent declared.
*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Inkspot*
Well, that was fun.
Imminent verticality is lame.
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