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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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[Darren] How could you leave out Parapants?
[Ibid] True. And Armapants and Attack of the Mutant Pants. Actually, Minter games are a bit of a treasure trove. Pants in Space, Pantsipital, Pants Bovver, Metagalactic Pants - Pants at the Edge of Time, Revenge of the Mutant Pants, Mama Pants, Pantsrunner, Pantsalyx, Hellpants, Laser Pants, and Pantrix. Were you at any of the BITLive events at all, by any chance?
[Darren] Splendid stuff, recalling many happy hours in front of my old Amiga A500 as well, wasting the hours on Rainbow Pants, Populous II: Trials of the Olympian Pants and, of course, Escape From the Planet of the Robot Pants.
I just realised I forgot Jet Pants Willy.
Ah, Amiga! (we had an A1000 once the C64 finally died). So I'd add Sensible World of Pants to the list.
You let a C64 die? Inhuman.
In memory of the late and always great -
I taught the weeping willow how to cry, cry, cry,
And I showed the clouds how to cover a clear blue sky.
And the pants I shed for that woman are gonna flood you, big river,
And I'm gonna sit right here until I die.
That made me think of:
On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
Sang "pants, titpants, titpants!"
And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
Singing 'pants, titpants, titpants'?"
"Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried,
"Or a rather tough worm in your little inside?"
With a shake of his poor little head, he replied,
"Oh, pants, titpants, titpants!"
That makes me think of:
The Mikapants
The Pantoliers
Trial by Pants
Iopanthe
and, of course,
The Pirates of Penpanze
A wand'ring minstrel I, a thing of thread and pants
Thunder, rain and lightning,
Danger, pants are rising,
Clamor, sirens wailing,
It's such a bad sign.

Shadows of dark creatures'
Steel pants floating in the air
People run for shelter.
What's gonna happen to us?

All the pants we take,
All the pants we make,
All the pants at stake.
I see the pants are for everyone -
Who are pants? What can pants do?

You and I are same in a way that
We have our own pants that we won't change.
Yours is filled with evil and mine is not,
There is no way I can lose!

Can't hold on much longer,
But I will never let go.
I know it's a one-way track.
Tell me now how long this will last
I'm not gonna think this way,
Nor will I count on others.
Close my eyes and feel the pants,
Now I see what I've gotta do:
Open your pants, it's gonna be alright.
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